found on craigslist

i was looking for a concho belt on houston's craiglist. i found some jewelry for trade. trade for a gun.

I have a Massive amount of Authentic, Vintage, Native American (mostly Navajo,but some zuni pieces) Sterling Silver and Turquoise, Mother of Pearl, Red Coral, Onyx, and a mixture of two or more of these materials for trade. Some of the pieces are "signed" by the artisian, some are not. I have been a jewelry and antique dealer for years, and can gaurantee the authenticity of these pieces, any doubt, please see our feedback on eBay as powersellers under the seller name motherscollectables... we have sold many, many items.
ANYWAY, what I am looking for is a NICE .45 or Comparable. What you will recieve is an assortment and massive amout LBS and LBS of very beautiful, sale-able or wearable (no junk - nothing broke) Vintage Native American Jewelry.
Interested, contact me by e-mail at (insert-a-scary-aggressive-war-vet-handle)@yahoo.com or by cell phone at 713-xxx-xxxx or 832-xxx-xxxx.... ask for Jeff

Location: NW Houston
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

AWESOME.

i'm pretty sure that's illegal.

DiCosmo inspired me

Well, actually, it was John

i wish you could see john's eyes in this picture. crystal blue like the sky was that day. the first real rockaway beach day for me this summer.

john was discovered in elizabeth, NJ by david selig. the dude who did rice in NYC and, of course, the infamous rockaway taco in queens.

i grilled john about his ices. this is what he gave up. he makes them fresh in the morning using fresh fruit and fruit juices. i believe him. the small pink grapefruit italian ice i got (the first of 3 i ate) was only a buck twenty five and SO UNBELIEVABLY GOOD YOU COULD PISS YOURSELF. i had 2 pink grapfruit and 1 raspberry. in fact, sorry david and andrew hotty pantz, i didn't even order any tacos cause the ice was so good.

of course his hotness oozing out of his pores and cool kicks and beastie boys playing on his boom box only enhanced the whole fucking delicious experience. john. i love you.

dicosmos website

oh, but all you chubby ho's in line at the taco stand who think you're hot 'cause your approaching 40 but still have the strength to carry an 8+' board into the frigid water with a full wetsuit and booties on, don't front. being a bitch isn't attractive. plus, you have no idea if i can hang ten or not...so BACK OFF. (i'm still hotter than you--just look at me suck on that spoon).

if you're ever in kemah...

there's a local sub shop called neptune. i wish i had taken pictures, but their subs are so fucking good. i highly recommend their tuna (they hardly us any mayo) with cheese and jalepenos. get a large iced tea or dr. pepper in their styrophome cups.




check out their website

bored.

someone ask me a question. it'll be like truth or dare. except you can't really dare me. just ask me and i have to answer.

Mark said...
if you were a fruit or vegetable, which one would you be and why?

a fruit. i mean, if i wanted someone to say, candice is a fruit vs. candice is a v...? come on. god forbid.

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Anonymous said...
How many guys have you slept with?
Have you ever been with a girl?

dare.

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Anonymous said...
do you keep the change or give it back?

depends on how nice the cashier is. but always give back pennies.

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Anonymous said...
When you order a steak, which cut do you prefer and at what temperature?

t-bone. medium. like to chew the fat.
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Okay, HungryGirl...

1. Describe your favorite breakfest.
2. What are you reading now (or what have you read most recently)?
3. Have you ever left the apartment/house in your pajamas?

Sincerely,
A Faithful Reader.

2 eggs over easy, whole wheat toast with butter, fried tomatoes really mushy. salt and pepper. coffee with half and half and sugar.
"the likeness" a murder mystery
i've left the apartment in just my north face once. and some clogs. it was snowing.
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Anonymous said...
Fake, fraud or genuine?

if you're referring to me, i would say genuine with a little sugar on top depending on the situation.

my new yogurt spot

let's be honest, frozen yogurt isn't good for you. so at least it should be fun and taste good.

yougurtland is my new place. it's on bleecker btwn 6th and 7th ave. i usually scoff at the pimply midwestern teenage tourists in their uggs and miniskirts downing this shit. but today i tried it.

and i went back again after dinner.

probably the best fit for a control freak, this place. you pour your own flavor, on your own, however much you like. then you put your own toppings on, however much you like. no more looking at the server's spoon full of sprinkles willing her to pour the rest of the scoop out--even though she never does. she just puts those last 15 sprinkles back in the bucket. for what? i don't know.

listen, they didn't decorate the place from the design within reach catalogue. but still.

pretty good for cheapskates, too. i got everything i wanted (and nothing more) for $1.96. go.



strawberry yogurt with fresh bananas and fruity pebbles.